Remember when we could trust people with an unlimited amount of Fastpasses?
laughing so hard because this is so accurate
We used AIM but same thing.
how to easily publicly embarrass yourself in 8 easy steps
- turn the radio on
- hear jason derulo
- decide to butt dance to talk dirty while at a stoplight
- turn radio off
- realize ur not alone at the stoplight
- hear applause coming from other car at the stoplight
- look out window, see middle aged woman laughing so hard she is weeping at the stoplight
- be stuck at stoplight for another five minutes while woman continues to cry, applaud, yell “get it girl”
I hate withdrawals. Like holy shit. I’ve been off anti-depressants for a month and I don’t know if being off or on them is worse. It’s picking between emotional rollercoaster and emotionless zombie. I just want my bf here. I want to cry. I want to be able to SLEEP.
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*